You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some
of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United
Sex is not the answer; sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so lets begin.
I act; therefore I rationalize. I drink; therefore I am.
I think, therefore I am...I think.
If you can't say something nice about someone - sit right here next to me.
I take the fifth...I mean I drank the fifth.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.